The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Flowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.