The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Flowers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.