The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- The QB looks at Flowers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.