The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.