The Inch-Short Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Flowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.