The Phantom Holding Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.