The Phantom Holding Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Flowers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.