The Late Scratch Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.