The Phantom Holding Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.