The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Breece Hall
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.