The Dropped Pass Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Mitchell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.