The Dropped Pass Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mitchell's stadium. Only over Mitchell.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.