The Mystery Tweak Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.