The Inch-Short Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.