The Phantom Holding Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Mitchell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mitchell was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.