The Snap Count Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.