The Dropped Pass Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mitchell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.