The Snap Count Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.