The Late Scratch Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Ref: "Number Mitchell, that's a flag." Mitchell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.