The Inch-Short Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Mitchell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.