The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.