The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bachman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bachman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.