The Phantom Holding Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bachman's stadium. Only over Bachman.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bachman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.