The Late Scratch Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bachman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bachman, Bachman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.