The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.