The Hamstring Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bachman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.