The Inch-Short Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Bachman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bachman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.