The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bachman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Bachman, that's a flag." Bachman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bachman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.