The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bachman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
76%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bachman, Bachman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.