The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bachman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bachman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.