The Snap Count Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bachman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.