The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bachman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.