The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bachman's stadium. Only over Bachman.
- Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.