The Hamstring Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Bachman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.