The Phantom Flag Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bachman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bachman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.