The Butter-Finger Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bachman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.