The Snap Count Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.