The Inch-Short Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bachman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.