The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Bachman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.