The Butter-Finger Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bachman was due a breakout.
- Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
76%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bachman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.