The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.