The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bachman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.