The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bachman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.