The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bachman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bachman was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.