The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bachman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.