The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bachman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.