The Snap Count Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bachman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
90%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bachman, Bachman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.