The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bachman was due a breakout.
- Bachman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.