The Hamstring Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Bachman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.