The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bachman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
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-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bachman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.